Not written by anyone
Once upon no time,.. nothing was happening, and no story was told.
In this story there was no man and no woman and not even a little hunch of love.
No one observed this and no one remembered it.
Actually nothing was going on, and there was no place nor any universe for this story to unfold.
The man that did not exist did not wake up in any bed with no longing in his heart that was not even worth mentioning, because it was not even there.
“I don't have to find any woman to fulfil my longing which is not there” he didn't think to himself.
There was no thoughts at all.
He didn't go on no journey to search for anything to fulfil his deep passionate dream nor longing which did not exist .
On no quest for no love he didn't meet any obstacles or challenges of any kind, and his longing didn't grow deeper by the second, and no one was terrified by even a slight drop of grief.
Finally, he didn't fall down on his knees screaming out no desperate heartbreaking call for no God to hear anything about no prayers whatsoever.
There was not even silence.
To his surprise which did not surprise him at all, because it was no surprise and did not exist, he was not baffled and nothing happened.
Not in front of him nor anywhere else there was no light shining bright or not bright at all, compared to nothing, no beautiful woman more glorious than none of his wildest dreams could ever produce or imagine at all did not appear.
She was not standing there loving anyone with no open heart radiating any kind of overwhelming beauty nor ugliness to wake up any bliss or ecstasy in any man that did not exist and was definitely not down on his knees.
The universe which did not exist did not explode in any mirage of colourful rainbows nor anything else worth mentioning.
Nothing opened up and no one lived happily ever after nor even for a millisecond or blink of an eye in the middle of nowhere, like no fart in no wind.
From that moment which did not exist no one was going anywhere to tell anyone about anything about no love that did never exist anyway.
No story was ever written and no one is reading it right now.